I was surfing around and found this over on College Humor. Aladdin: Genie, I’ve got my first wish. Genie:Alright, let’s hear it. Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop. Genie: Uh-uh, I can’t make anyone fall in love with – Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, [...]

In my traversing of the internetz I find some random and weird crap, but it’s a rare thing to find honest to god Web Gold. Now normally I wouldn’t have any problem just nabbing what I want and linking back to the original site, but this was so good that I decided to snip out [...]