I am not even sure how to present this one. You know how you can leave your body to science or offer up your organs for those who need them? Well thanks to this handy little card you can now help sick bastards at your county morgue fulfill a life long fantasy of diddling the [...]

Ok so this story comes to us thanks to Stevi Kosloskey.   Man those crazy Christians. They’ll condemn your actions on Saturday and take it up as their own on Sunday. Welcome to Pole Dancing for Jesus, the hottest new thing in Houston, Texas. That’s right, you can now shimmy and shake in stripper heels [...]

There is nothing as creepy as mounted and stuffed animal heads. The glass eyes really sell the creep factor. Plus no matter how good the taxidermist is, the fur or hair never seems lifelike and let’s not even mention the posing that the smaller animals get put through. Well I was wrong, waaaaay wrong. Presenting [...]

….and apparently so is Jesus. This is where we get jelly beans and Easter eggs from? A rabbit and Jesus engage in analingus? Let me be the first to say YUCK! Either that or Jesus is trying role-play as Richard Gere and trick that little velveteen bunny to burrow into his personal stink warren. If [...]

I am not a sports guy, I find that most of them to be nothing more than ridiculous escapes from reality. Watching sports for most is just an excuse to get drunk and behave like morons. Then there are sports like this which actually show some innovation and a hook that’ll make me want to [...]

Ahh young love, what a sickening and sappy time in one’s life. You quiver and shake with antici…………………..pation of that first moment of loves embrace and then when your lips lock and your tongues begin to twirl and dance, BOOM her head explodes! Or at least that is how they do things in Japan. Do [...]

I love Bacon, this should come as no surprise to anyone who continually reads my blog or listens to the show. I would take bacon in almost any form, but there are some things that bacon should never be infused into. Like bacon flavored mints, bacon flavored envelopes and definitely not chap-stick.  I have sampled [...]

Eating contests have always seemed immensely stupid to me. Sure I am a fat guy and you’d assume I love to eat and watch people eating quickly. The fact of the matter is, I find it disgusting and retarded. You gotta love how one of the fattest countries in the world celebrate a sport that [...]

Are you throwing you little princess a mense party? Need the perfect after cake game to liven things up before the demonstration of insertion of the tampon? Why not get a Pinata in the shape of a uterus? You can fill it with pads, and tampons and maybe even tiny bottles of midol. Yes your [...]

Because I love you all very much, and I love big boobs…You’re getting an extra dose of WTF today. I saw a picture earlier this morning over at IHC and like a news reel in Starship Troopers I definitely wanted to know more. So I began scouring the interwebs for more photos of these massive [...]