My guests in this episode are D.I. Prime and his Loverly girlfriend Sue Blair. We talked about many things, but the main topic we kept coming around to was that we three had seen Kevin Smith: Live From Behind. We decided to pick apart what we liked and what we didn’t.

We alos poked a bit of fun at the evil one (Billy Zebubba) for his narcolepsy act during the broadcast. To be fair he was the victim of $2 16 oz. beers from a local bar. We caught Two O’Clock High playing at The Avenue Sports Grille here in Wayne Michigan. They’ll be back there on February  23rd from 8pm til 1am so make sure your asses are in attendance.

Last night was mostly a show about puns and crude humor, so another normal episode of Mad World Radio. Debuting last night was our Featured Artist segment where each show for a month we showcase one artist/group. This month is Mark Claytor who has been a big supporter of The Phonetic Bells Network. Which is exactly how we are picking our featured artists, the bands that promote that their music is being played on our network the most get the shot at our brass ring.

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Trending today is that fact that an organization built on the prevention of breast cancer and making sure every girl/woman has access to mammograms has decided to say F-U to women in favor of listening to the holy rolling bible thumping clans.

Komen for the Cure is an organization setup bu Susan Komen a cancer survivor. The idea was to offer affordable screenings to ALL women. The best way to do this was to partner with the Planed Parenthood facilities around the country, this makes perfect sense to me since a lot of people can’t afford healthcare and those clinics offer more than just abortions for women. Sometimes that is as close as a woman gets to having a doctor.

Thank to pressure from the Religious Right (often wrong), Komen is pulling the affordable screenings from having any involvement with Planned Parenthood. The reason? It’s because the holier than thou crowd doesn’t like that the Planned Parenthood also offers abortions and birth control.

Komen has come under fire in the past for questionable actions, but this really takes the cake in flat out insensitivity and lack of caring. So because a woman chooses to do the responsible thing? Be it an abortion or just getting on birth control, you feel the need to take away her ability to stay on top of her health. Nearly 40000 women and 440 men die from invasive breast cancer ~Us News Health 

That number can be greatly reduced by having access to regular screenings. Which were available to all until they pulled this stunt. I sincerely hope that someone or some organization steps in to replace Komen’s involvement so ladies everywhere can get easy access to regular screenings. I also hope Komen fades away into obscurity, because obviously they only THEIR interests at heart.

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A petition has popped up to convince groups to send their money to better organizations instead of Komen

One the one hand I would love to read more about Rorschach as he is the one character that I identify with totally, but on the other hand I just think it’s a ploy to dig into our pockets via nostalgia. I have often said I am a purest and most of the remakes or decades later sequels have blown! The comics world would not have been immune from this,  except for the fact that there are die hard fan-boys out there willing to happily pay them to devour anything put out.

Watchmen was a neatly tied up tale. It was written to be a stand alone story, sewing together all the characters and their back stories. We know what we needed to know about all of them, and to provide more to their back stories might just ruin the original work. Sometimes supplemental material is good. I know I am a nerd for it in some cases, but it’s a rare occurrence that the extra stuff makes the story better. For example, my buddy who wrote Fire Sale (Tom Sawyer) is adding some extra stuff to fill in a few gaps in the book. He’s giving it away with the books he sells. To me that’s a great idea due to the story itself. It had openings you could fill and not destroy the story.

Watchmen doesn’t really have those kinds of holes. Alan Moore did a hell of a job putting that tale to task. I feel that his story arch rounds itself out nicely and really doesn’t need any extras. Sometimes knowing too much about this or that can take away from the magic it originally created. You got the jist of a characters background and your mind was bale to fill in the blanks letting you imagination get a workout. Call me crazy, but isn’t the point of reading….even a comic/graphic novel despite having artwork still allows to the reader to “get there” with want isn’t pictured.

As for DC, please come up with something new and stop rehashing or rooting around in the recycling bin for ideas. If you keep it up I sense a fall to the empire. This goes for Marvel too mind you, but as DC is the current target for my ire you’ll excuse me for keeping this slanted at them.  You’re not fooling anyone, this is a desperate attempt to grab quick cash. Maybe your projected numbers looked a little grim and you want to pad. I don’t know, but this is not behavior I expect out of a GIANT of comics.

I predict that in the next few years the big companies are going to fall. Indie comics is running circles around the major titles when it comes to story and art. Sooner or later people are gonna catch wise and I have seen quite a few murmurs of discontent already about these upcoming releases. More often than not, my comic dollars go to the indie comic companies if not straight to the indie comic creator. You’re competing too with the online comic creators too, which again run circles around you in story,art and consistency. Short of you producing a giant multicolored squid to knock out your competitors, you may want to rethink your strategy DC.

These are just my thoughts, please feel free to share yours.

THOU SHALT ALWAYS GET CONSENT
1. (This one can be skipped if your single) If you’re in a relationship or for that matter, married….check with ground control before you go flying out the door like Major Tom. It will save you some embarrassing drunken lying. If your girlfriend doesn’t want you to go…well it may be time to trade her in for a newer more “Open Minded” model. If the wife has a problem with it….well buddy your screwed…or should I say not screwed.

THOU SHALT ALWAYS HAVE LOOT
2. When planning a night out….Don’t wait till 3 hours before you want to leave and especially not on a day before payday. Jeez what the hell were you thinking huh?
Sure a trip to the strip club sounded great, but if you don’t have the cash your pretty much just going to be bummed out all night. Yes there are tits and ass a shaking away on stage, but you feel like a lost puppy when you’re the only one not putting a dollar bill into the g-string of some silicone beauty.

THOU SHALT NEVER PAY TOO MUCH
3. Make sure the fine establishment you’re heading out to is affordable. There is no sense paying an 8 dollar cover then 8 more dollars for a beer….thats 16 bucks right there bucko…your out half a lap dance. It’s not hard to find a decent and affordable place. For once you’ll be using your high-speed connection for something other than porn…..well sort of.

THOU SHALT WEAR THE ONE TRUE RING
4. This is a big one! For that night and that night only YOU ARE MARRIED!
I can’t stress the importance of this one. Buy a cheap band and keep it stashed for strip club nights. Strip clubs are designed for the married man. The whole fantasy is devoted to us. So the work harder on the ones they know are here for a lil fun.
Single guys can see new T&A anytime they so choose, so they are less likely to be shelling out duckets for anything other than drinks. Married men on the other hand will drop a the change for a lap dance or two….even some stage action for singles. Also make sure you don’t just say “Yeah, I am married”. Come up with a bit of a story. I like the “I don’t get out off the leash often” line….Most strippers when you go up to stage to give them money, will converse with you a lil bit. Many just asking questions about you. Like they are really interested in your balding middled aged ass. (remember its all a fantasy…why not test your acting chops)

THOU SHALT HAVE CASH ON HAND
5.Never…use an ATM machine in a strip club. They charge you an asinine rate for use of their machine. A buddy paid a 15 dollar use fee. Have cash on hand….when its gone so should you be.

THOU SHALT NOT BLOW BILL MONEY
6. Don’t spend a car payment at the strip joint. I know a guy who once spent 400 bucks a strip joint…..which hey if your you Donald Trump or Bill Gates is fine, But if you’re not rolling around on a bed made of 100 dollars bills every night with 3 Icelandic gymnasts, you might want to give yourself a limit of say no more than 100 bucks.

DOPEY GOT THE MOST ACTION
7. This is another Big One! (That’s what she said) Play the fool. This kinda ties into the “Always be married” rule, Strippers aren’t afraid of you….they have six to 9 inch heels on, which can be taken off quickly and used as a weapon. Plus they have several very large men in the club who make sure they don’t get hurt. So your cocky ass attitude ain’t gonna garner any favoritism. Instead kinda play the dope a bit. Be a little more meek and shy, they eat it up. Remember this is part of their fantasy as well. They are empowering themselves. By you playing kind of a dopey guy you turn yourself into a scruffy looking puppy….and we know all hot girls love puppies.

THOU SHALT SHOW UP A BIT TIPSY
8.Try to get a few drinks into you before you go into the club. Liquor prices in strip clubs are usually pretty inflated. So tip a few before entering. Don’t get stupid drunk. 2 shots or 3 beers is a good plateau to be starting from. That way you’ll only need a couple more inside then you’ll be like Taco Bell’s grilled crunch wrap supreme….Good to go.

THOU SHALT NOT BUY DRINKS………….FOR HER.
9. Exotic Dancers enjoy mingling with the crowd. Its their way of feeling out who is gonna be the fat cat Mr. Money Bags that is gonna pay for their condo or semester of school. It also gives them the ability to bring in more cash for the place. You sit you talk and then you buy them drinks cause they are showing interest in you. The rub comes from some of the nicer places…..cuz the strippers drink for free. So your spending away on them, when in reality they should be using their non gratis on you. CHA CHING!

THOU SHALT NEVER PASS YOUR LIMIT
10. Is not so much for the club goers…This one goes out to all the performers…..Girls…Ladies…..know your limit. Drunk girls stopped being cute in high school. Drunk sluts on the other hand are still in fashion in a big way, but we know your not slutty….cuz your not going home with anyone in that club. Plus have you ever witnessed a drunk girl trying to pole dance? Kinda makes us want to wait for the next girl to come out. One final note to the performers…When bantering back and forth with your 10 sec man. (10 seconds being about the average length of inter-action with the stage performer…outside of a lap dance or some drink fishing) have something better to say than “Hi I am _____, my dad just died.”, kinda ruins the mood.
And remember
No matter what the Stripper tells you…There is no sex, in the Champagne Room.

Yesterday marked my 5th trip to First Choice Chiropractic. I skipped two weeks (one inadvertently due to finances) to see what would happen. One of the things they told us is that most people will wait till they feel better (after a few visits) and then stop going, but they’ll experience a slide backwards in their health and way they feel. I understand that most people will do this so I decided to test their theory much to the discontent of my wife and my buddy Billy. See how committed I am, I put myself at risk just for you.

So leading up to the planned “skip” I was a little tight and the joints were a little stiff. I had a slight twinge in my lower back on the right side. Nothing too serious and I figured it’d be fine. So Wednesday came and went with little fuss or muss, but the following days weren’t as easy.

I’d like to pause here a minute and remind you guys that I was and still am a skeptic. These experiences are not being laid down to encourage or discourage you from seeking out chiropractic care. I simply wanted to chronicle my experiences and let you the reader/skeptic make a decision for yourself based on what I put forth. I am not receiving any freebies or any discounts for my blogging about it.
So after I skipped the first appointment I noticed a slow decline in mobility and comfort. That tightness/stiffnes worsened and the slight twinge turned into a more insistent ache. That was one Friday of the same week and by the weekend I was starting to regret the decision I had made, but it was all in the name of experimentation and in the interest of providing you all with a description of what YOU might expect to deal with should you stop after only a few visits.quid pro quo from First Choice for these blogs. Trust me, I wish I was because then I’d be able to more reliably go.

So I made it through the weekend and was looking forward to that upcoming Wednesday, but we had a set back with our daily finances and couldn’t afford for me to go. So after doing two 3 hours stints for the show and then a trip to the Plymouth IceFest I was starting to remember why I began going. Pain down my leg, inability to get comfortable at night for bed, lack of mobility increasing and just overall level of discomfort that was not fun.

The discomfort leveled out and didn’t get much worse, but I wasn’t enjoying it and was eager to get back to see Dr. Ford for my regularly scheduled adjustment. When we made it back, I explained why I had initially skipped the first week and that the second week was just due to us being broke asses. He was understanding and kind of amazed that I would take the chronicling so seriously. I told him, I know people. People will fool themselves into thinking “Well I don’t hurt this week so I must be better” and then they find out that, no they aren’t better and that they may have just screwed themselves up pretty good.

People become accustomed to a certain level of pain or discomfort. Because of the state of Healthcare in this country we tend to put stuff off and not take care of ourselves. Most of us can’t afford to keep healthy, whether it’s trips to the doctor or just eating right. It’s just too damn expensive to consistently stay on target, it’s said often that this country doesn’t have healthcare that it has sick care. We don’t promote healthy living and we don’t promote regular upkeep, the cost of care prohibits people from constantly going for checkups and such.

So as of right now, I feel much better. The hip isn’t aching and the back isn’t barking. I will be going on a more regular basis now too. I just hope he can get me to a point where I won’t need constant trips.

You may have had the distinct pleasure of reading an article online titled “20 things that DO NOT belong in your butt” written by one Kelly Spies. While extremely accurate, noting in detail the most notorious items to avoid sticking in your rectum, I do believe the article did more psychological harm than good. Imagine the outcry of the people after reading such an article. Dozens of people sitting in front of the glow of their monitors, the only thought on their mind as they remain puzzled; “Well what CAN I put in my butt then?!”

If you hadn’t had the pleasure of reading this article, you can do so here:

Allow me to clear the air for you, no pun intended. While it is true that a shiny anal canal is intended to be only an exhaust pipe (among other things) there are indeed numerous items that can be placed in your starfish that are safe, beneficial, and legal in al 50 states. Do remember that, before placing any item within the anaconda like crushing walls of your sphincter, you should always consult with your physician. If you’re an unlucky individual, your physician may actually be the one doing the insertion.

Tylenol Suppository: This one is totally ok for rear insertion. It’s designed to assist in breaking a fever, especially a high one, in a patient who is unable to take oral medications for one reason or another. Generally two are given, depending on the dose required for treatment. They are inserted with the finger, like pushing an M&M into your mouth. bloop.

Enema: They come in various forms, and typically used to treat constipation. More often than not they are performed by medical staff but home kits are available. Home kits are safe, but repeated use can be harmful to your butt.

Finger: Yes, you CAN stick a finger in your butt. It’s not entirely recommended but it is one of the more accurate ways to check for the formation of hemorrhoids, or to pull out a lodged peanut. Unfortunately some Physicians who want an accurate read may use the next item.

Road Cone: Ok, it’s not really a road cone. It’s much smaller, but it is shaped like one. It’s made of clear plastic and inserted directly into your butt to widen it, allowing the doctor to…look inside. This let them check for, you guessed it, hemorrhoids. They can also look for anal fissures or tears in this manner, though its not likely to occur if tears are suspected.

Butt Implants: Ok, so these don’t actually go inside your butt, however the proximity is close enough to warrant listing. Some people get augmentations to their buttcheeks to add shape or size. Butt implants are ok. You can put these in your butt.

Your lover: Yup. I said it. You can freely put your lover inside your butt. I can’t go into express detail, but just remember that size matters and skin tears. You -can- but…doctors will not recommend it (Even though -they- do it)

Tampons: Yes! You can indeed put a tampon in your butt. There are many people who suffer extreme cases of anal leakage. This can be done to prevent the invasion of biker mice in your under garments.

Cameras: Don’t get all excited now. I’m not talking JVC digital cams or sony 7megapixel with optical zoom. You shouldn’t put cameras in your butt, however your doc can and they do in order to check your engine from the exhaust end. If you’re good during the procedure they slap an “I ate the worm” sticker on your rump.

Cream: Mind out of the gutter, pleas. There are various creams and ointments that you can put into your butt safely provided you dont suffer from allergic reactions to said creams. They are used for numerous reason, primarily for hemorroids.

Washcloth: You can and should get your cleansing items up in there in a little. By all means. Having a stinky butt is awful. Your coworkers will appreciate this.

Toiletpaper: You can, but it isn’t recommend. Tissue tears easily and you may end up looking like a blownout Piniata trying to tear it all out. Try to explain -that- one to your spouse if they happen to walk in. It’s a good way to make sure you’re clean though.

Prostate Massager: A piece of medical equipment generally used by professionals for the purpose of stimulating the prostate in men to assist in expelling the tadpoles. It can be used to decrease sex drive as well through the removal of prostatic fluid.

Always remember that you should indeed consult your family physician before inserting any foreign object into your butt. Yes, even your fingers are foreign objects. Make sure your physician is familiar with the make-up and design of your butt by giving them a thurough history when you have a physical.

So kill a few hours of productivity and sample the games that this site has to offer.

Put aside that Playstation and Xbox and remember what computer video games used to be like when you were growing up in the 1990′s. Back then, games were more than pretty computer graphics on your television – video games were about having excellent, engaging game-play! The Nintendo video games that you will find on this site introduced many of the concepts of video games that are copied in todays Playstation, Xbox and Wii games, and in doing so they set the standard for years to come. So sit back, relax and enjoy some of the best game-play you will have seen in decades! ~NESCAFE 

You got to love the Onion though, 9 times out of 10 they hit the nail on the head. I saw this yesterday and knew it had to come to the site.

I meant to touch briefly on the fact that I was mentoring a high school student, but it accidently ended up consuming the conversation for this episode. As usual we weaved in and out of many topics and ideas.

So sit back and take it all in.

We decorated the kitchen with streamers and tied balloons to the chair Jessi would be sitting in. We also picked her up an awesome poster and got her a chocolate raspberry cupcake from the local cupcake factory. The idea was for her to get he very own private concert and that is just what happened, but it wouldn’t be a party without a small amount of embarrassment.

In the last episode of Mad World Radio, Jessi admitted to being a pecker checker. For those of you who can’t figure out what that means, she scopes out guys’ packages like most guys check out a girls rack and ass. Nothing wrong with that, until I was surfing through some old pictures and found one of her checking MY pecker!

Before the end of the show I mentioned a video I had made, originally it was for a laugh and sent to Jessi as a chincy birthday present. Really just something to make her laugh, but it tickled my funny bone as well and I decided to send it off to as many people as I could. I was able to make it via a website called TheUglyDance.com

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